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No matter how hard you flatten a pancake,
it will always have two sides.

(Like every Story)

Submitted by: Don Reid on 1st April 2010


In The Race For Excellence
There is No Finish Line

Submitted by: Brian on 31st March 2010


Enjoy When You Can,
And Endure When You Must.

Submitted by: Vallking on 2nd March 2010


Though no one can go back and make a Brand New Start.
Anyone can start from now and make a Brand New Ending.

Submitted by: Vallking on 19th February 2010


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

2 . It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

4. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably a wise investment.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.

19. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.


Submitted by: Lynne of Vallarity on 5th January 2010


A New Year's Wish............

For every dog searching trash cans for breakfast, a full bowl with his name
printed in bright letters.

For every dog who slept fitfully last night, chained in a frozen yard, a
soft, warm bed with a person snoring gently nearby.

For every shelter dog, spending New Year's Eve in a soiled run, a forever
home, filled with sounds and smells of family.

For every "Christmas" puppy given, a tolerant, caring owner who won't
abandon you as you grow into a real dog.

For every ailing pet, enough money for your owner to pay the bills to make
you well.

For every lost dog, a clear, safe road, and well marked path, to lead you
home.

For every old and tired friend, a warm fire, and a soft bed, to ease your
aches and pains.

And.................

For every Heart Dog at the Bridge, a moment when you know that you are
remembered, missed again, and loved forever.


Submitted by: Lynne of Vallarity on 31st December 2009


Nature has given us two ears, two eyes,
and but one tongue, to the end we
should hear and see more than we speak

Submitted by: Rosemary on 22nd December 2009


A man may smile and bid you hail,
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level.

Submitted by: Vallking on 6th December 2009


If there is Righteousness in the Heart.
There will be Beauty in the Character.
If there is Beauty in the Character.
There will be Harmony in the Home.
Where there is Harmony in the Home.
There will be Order in the Nation.
Where there is Order in the Nation.
There will be Peace in the World.

Submitted by: Vallking on 30th November 2009


Never hold farts in.
They travel up your brain,and that is where all your shitty ideas come from!!!!

Stole this from a friend as it sooo relates to me lately :-) lol

Submitted by: Cassie Howard on 11th November 2009


SENIOR CITIZENS: ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
Hearing Aids, Band Aids, Roll Aids,
Walking Aids, Medical Aids, Government Aids,
Most of all,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

Submitted by: Vallking on 11th October 2009


You spend the first 2 years of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Submitted by: Vallking on 28th September 2009


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad a you?
But when you take him in the car he sticks his head out of the window."

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 7th September 2009


Always remember not to take this thing called life too seriously; after all, do you know of anyone who has survived it?

Submitted by: Lynne of Vallarity on 18th August 2009


"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does."

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 16th August 2009


War doesn't determine who's right
War determines who's left.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 2nd August 2009


The reason dogs have so many friends
is because they wag their tails
instead of their tongues.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 27th July 2009


The Future Depends on
what we do in the Present

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 19th July 2009


No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a dog makes you rich."
Louis Sabin

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 5th July 2009


To Be a Champion you must have Skill and Will,
But the Will must be Greater than the Skill.
by (Cassius Clay)

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 28th June 2009


Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 21st June 2009


If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.

Submitted by: Lynne Henry on 6th June 2009


Yesterday’s History
Tomorrow’s a mystery
Today’s a Gift
That’s why they call it the Present.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 11th May 2009


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 11th May 2009


My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

Submitted by: Fran Russ on 11th May 2009


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